Monday, March 1, 2010

duit free

An auditor and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flightfrom KL to KK.The lawyer asks if the Auditor would like to play a fun game?The Auditor, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines androlls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot offun.He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, nowagitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."This catches the Auditor's attention and, figuring there will be noend to this torment unless he plays, agrees to the game. The lawyerasks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to themoon?" The Auditor doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer."Okay", says the lawyer, "your turn." He asks the lawyer, "What goesup a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches allhis references, no answer.He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library, no answer.Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and co-workers, to noavail.After an hour, he wakes the Auditor, and hands $500.00. The Auditorsays, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the Auditor and asks, "Well,what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Auditor reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and
goes back to sleep.

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